I wrote this in early December 2006 when I heard that dorkball was considering stretching our military to the breaking point by deploying more of our troops to do his nasty bidding. I thought I’d give him some time to re-consider before publishing it, however. He’s had enough time now. I vote for impeachment if he goes through with it.
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Damnit, dude. George, I asked last year that you bring the troops home by Christmas. Failing that, I asked that you bring them home before Christmas 2006. Instead, you talk about sending 20,000 more of our brave and honorable young men and women to fight your self-proclaimed "righteous" battle against the differently-believing and differently-colored. If you don't turn things around immediately, I'm going to have to wear that shirt to work. You know which one I'm talking about. Don't make me do that. Also, if you don't start acting nice with your neighbors, I'm going to have to disseminate information to the world regarding what grand daddy p did for the fourth crusade minus one. That would be the one before yours. Let's not have a sequel, yes? Clean up your act. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.3 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFFpBc5bS8rWWzCfqgRAvmpAJ4siDBl0Y60B1/0sG7mq0Dk5o5t5ACgj3Rr Bzw8Qpyt/iJ3a6p82E3RNJI= =nThB -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----